funnyordie:

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard  (via dandeliondreamers)

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twerk-4-tots:

firstnametainted:

GIRLS — if you hit, slap, belittle, kick, punch, choke, throw things at, or control your boyfriends, you are the abuser. You are not a “strong woman”, “empowered”, or anything similar. You are hurting him. Even if his muscles are strong enough to take it, a hit or slap from someone you love is an emotional blow.

Written by a girl who’d never hit a guy.

thank you.

YESSSS

Do it.

insightings:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

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nickdrake:

Retirement.

Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling
General life philosophy (via)

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