a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart
- if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90s
if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000s
video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen
I’m still surprised every time I drive myself home and arrive without a scratch
- Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
- Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
- Friend: ...
- Me: I also think I got hotter.
You could have the prettiest face and the sexiest body in the world but if I can’t have deep conversations with you at 2am or turn to you when tears are streaming down my face, it won’t work.