- JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
- INTERVIEWER: Like what?
- JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
- INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
- JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”
the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired
lmfao I am both of them at the same time
THANK YOU JENNI HERD
please remember that if someone makes you sad or has a negative impact on your life that you don’t owe them anything… too many people drag out relationships/friendships that are manipulative and abusive because they feel guilty or like they’re obligated to be tethered to that person but you should always put yourself first
Willow Smith made this Vine about her brother bruh
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath
i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit
hahah you’re short
hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck
If you can even reach my neck
here i come motherfucker
Dear White People
official trailer HD; in theaters oct. 17