One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

(Source: linseymorris)

"I dont get along with other girls because girls are so bitchy"

bigbardafree:

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parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled


hstuyles:

New ad for Macy’s

nosdrinker:

underknower:

nosdrinker:

the people upstairs are banging again

banging on what

post your address so I can fight you

nosdrinker:

underknower:

nosdrinker:

the people upstairs are banging again

banging on what

post your address so I can fight you

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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killinitwithasmile:

Me: Hey, have you ever seen Shameless?

Friend: That’s the Showtime comedy right?

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Me: Yeah…..the comedy…

joshpeck:

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

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