(Source: brandiglanville)


bronzedpearlsx:

There has NEVER been anything more true than this.

(Source: bradleycoopr)


Next time someone rear ends me…

(Source: ilikeubuturcrazy)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)


crimexturtle:

Spending my night ruining the free world.

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.


profoak:

i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

(Source: gaypee)

linpatootie:

I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes

I fucking know what happened previously ok

I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know

moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
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